Ok guys I got two so far, the second one happened today. I was doing closegrip bench on the Smith Machine. I went to get up and duck the bar when my sweaty arse slipped of the bench. I tried for a graceful recovery but it didnt happen. Guy next to me ask if Im alright as I lay there wedged between the bench and the Smith. My first incident was a little worse, I was doing Leg Presses with the intensity of a beast. I gave it everything I had to complete the set including the half-arse rep at the end where I didnt make it, but I held there as long as I could. At the conclusion of my set I thought I had taken ample time for my legs to recover so I started to get up when my Left leg gave out. Folded right under me. My upper body continued to keep going in the direction I started out in. All in all in the end my lower body was still tangeled in the Leg press, and I wasnt on the Leg press anymore. This time I had to have assistance to remove myself from the equipment. Im sure are probably some out there to top that( at least I hope ). Tell em if you got em!

so i am doing decline peck flyes with 40lbs in each hand so the first set was hurting my knee a little bit so i said fuck it i will not lock my feet. so i proceed to get up on the decline bench and go to lay back the second i lift the weights I slip off the bench and hit the concrete and did a backwards sumersault everyone was laughing. Oh yeah i was to what a douche

Went to the local swimming pool to go to the gym, I had forgot my shorts so I asked the staff if I could go in a T- shirt and swimming trunksm they said ok. It was my squats day, normally no women in the gym but this time there was a group of 4-5 young women watching me do my squats in my trunks.

Ha Good one, I just remembered a good one. My old training partner whom hadnt been laid since he was released from prison was hot for any and every girl at our gym. We were on our first cycle and all pumped up ( you know what it does for your libido ) and he spots this chick coming our way. We had just finished in the area we were in and were moving to something else. Anyway hes looking at this girl and hes all puffed up when hes cutting around the decline bench. He catches the end of the bar with his crotch. Now he hit it hard enough to send the bar crashing down, which of course drew the attention of the whole gym not to mention the chick. He had to sit down for about two minutes til he recovered and left for the evening.

haha ouch that sucks! This one Happened a couple weeks ago to a couple young guys at the gym! We were all doing our normal workouts when 2 younger highschool kids (15-16) walked in and started donig the classic boasting - Flexing in the mirrors, bragging about how much they could lift etc. They decide to do bench press and show off their lifting abilities. Of course they throw 2 plates on each side which is already probably 50lbs more than what either of the kids weigh and to top it off they don`t throw on the safety clips! Everyone in the gym was waiting for it, kid gets it up, pumps one set great then he starts wobbling...the entire bar swings leff, all the weights come crashing off the bar and just as they finish falling off the bar is uneaven so the right side ripps down and the kid toppled over with them! Loudest noise ever and everyone was watching because we all knew to well what was going to happen! they are normally using machines now, or the safety features/clips/spotter!

Sometimes people get whats coming to them

I enjoy seeing a group of young kids (or anyone for that matter) walk into the gym like the are fucking hard. I see them go to the bench press and max out at 165...then I go when they're done and put up 335 four times. I like embarassing the little shits.

My best to date is the following. A few years back I was pretty amped up on a solid Test/Tren/Halo cycle. I mean I was coming into the gym feeling like I could eat 45 lb plates. I was hammering through a squat routine and really feeling like a beast. In all my excitement, I went to pull a 45 lb plate off one side and it felt so light I smacked myself right in the forehead with it. Left a golf ball sized welt on my forehead for a week.

damn bro i am in tears right now that is freaking funny

haha Well I`m starting to think that the people at my gym aren`t as smart as some others, or I`m just always around for funny stuff! Couple weeks ago my work out buddy and I were going to weigh in, which is right beside the treadmills. We are walking and theres a kind of heavy set guy really pushing it on the treadmill. Theres lots of TV`s above the treadmill but he was really cranking his head sideways to see the sports on a tv...everyone knows its hard to run on a treadmill hard while looking sideways and the inevitable happened. All of a sudden his Left foot caught the non moving side of the mill making His other foot loose balance, and he goes down hard with one leg in front of him, other behind him basically the splits over the still moving treadmill, burning his legs and left black marks all over. Person beside him turned the treadmill off pretty quick but I`m deff glad it was him and not me! If only the gym was allowed to send the survailance tapes to America`s Funniest Home Videos!