So i injected for 2nd time in my left glute, and well 3 hours later my gf decided to punch me there 2 times for the hell of it.. right on the spot, dead on.. yea.. tears came ^ ^


anyone ever had such a wonderfull experience?

nah I`m too afraid to inject glutes I always do quads so far but I`m going to have to start doing delts too soon once I start the winnie.

I did my glute today and wow all I can say is that it hurts about a third as much as the quad just my ass started freaking out and twitching when I put the needle in

i think its hard as f*ck to get the needle in the right spot on my left glute, right is fine, but that left one im scared to do.

Yo D, if it was my GF that did that...we be having some butt sex for a week..But that is just IMO...

I just did the sus/duraplex and it feels like a horse kicked me in the glute#@$@
did the warm up I guess I have to do it longer.

Yeah my Gf the same way..

i think thats her revenge ^ ^ for me knoking in her back door

i think thats her revenge ^ ^ for me knoking in her back door. but anyways that shit hurttt she tried again today to my right side but its been 10 days since i did that side and she hurt her self ahaha

Dimitry..... you need to pull a "dirty Sanchez" It's an American Staple.. here's what you do.....


Start your normal sex session ( I know you're Russian so have some Vodka first.. and try to keep it under 3 minutes due to passing out)

begin your normal sex.. and slyly slide into the "Doggie style" position
With almost blistering agility shove 2 ( or three depending on your anger lvl) fingers in her anus and wipe them across her upper lip attempting a nice light brown moustache ( unless herr fiber is high then you can go for the "aged furry look" at this point you should make an attempt to grasp the hips firmly and see how long you can hold on.. this segues you directly into the "rodeo" move which normally starts with an anal entry and whispering in her ear "WOW you're much better than your sister at anal sex" keep a stop watch close and try to time you "riding time'
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This is a frequent American relationship therapy process.. if you do it right the couch will really be comfortable for at least a week!!! Yous should really show her you care and finish by saying "ty v poryadke?"

Peace Bro