Mr. and Mrs. Cload came before the judge for their divorce hearing. The judge asked, "What are the grounds?"

Mrs. Cload replied, "Cruel and inhuman punishment, your Honor. He tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" while he pissed all over me."

The judge shuddered and said, "Good God, that's disgusting!"

"Damn right, your Honor," Mrs. Cload yelled. "He knows how much I hate that fucking song!"