Ok, I dont have very many good ones, THIS ONE IS LONG... kinda worth it.

Two guys are driving on the back roads in south Georgia one late night, when their car breaks down.
They start hiking up the road, as their cell phones have no service, and they come to a house with a barn. There are a couple lights on so they decide they will knock and see if they could use a phone.

An old man in overalls opens the door and greats the guys (Bob and Jim) and offers them his cordless phone and yellow pages.

Much to their dismay they can't find a towing company that can get their anytime before morning so they ask the farmer about a hotel to stay at.
The farmer doesnt know of one but offers them his barn to sleep in.

They agree to stay and thank him graciously. The farmer then says
"I have ONE rule, no matter what, you WILL NOT f*ck my daughter. You can stay as long as you need, but DO NOT f*ck my daughter."

The two agree, though feeling awkward, and take their pillow and blankets and lay down in the hay.

A few hours later, they hear someone come in the barn. It is the farmers daughter and she is Gorgeous. Blond hair in pony tails, a few light freckles on her cheeks, soft smooth skin, a tight body with a roundass and a nice pair of tear drop tits... oh yea, and she is buck naked.

she smiles at the fellas and starts milking a cow... Naked.
one thing leads to another and they f*ck for hours all of them in the hay.

Morning comes, farmer comes out and sees his daughter covered in drycum.
He is livid.
He cocks his shot gun and points it at the guys. He then tells them to go out into the fields and pick 100 of something each.

they set off. Bob gets back before Jim and he has 100 cherries. The farmer tells him to bend over and begins shoving them up Bobs a$$ one at a time. he gets to the 92 one and bob starts cracking up and laughing.

the farmer gets mad, "the fvck you laughin at boy, go get a hundred more you son of a beatenbitch."

So Bob does and still he comes back before Jim, and the farmer goes on to shoving the cherries in his anus. Once again around the 90th one Bob is in hysterics. "the f*ck are you laughing it, damn it, I am going to blow your facking brains out." He cocks the gun "before I spray your face against the wall, tell me what the hell is so funny.

Bob replies, "Jim has been out there for hours pickin watermelons"!